Monday, 27 July 2009

Ninja Bar

Enter the ninja bar and prepare to be surprised by stealthness you cannot even begin to imagine. We were escorted to a blind-enclosed alcove by a classic two-toed ninja clad server. The ninja server, when rolling up the blinds to our dinner hideaway, would shout NIN-NIN-NIN. When pulling the blinds down, would shout DOROM! I believe that those are the phenomime noises that blinds make when they are rolled up and down, but don’t take my word on that. The menu came in a scroll and our appetizer was ninja starーshaped bread, that came with dipping sauce. A ninja magician randomly showed up in our 3-person alcove to do a magic show which was actually pretty good. The best part of this ninja restaurant, was that the button to order more food was…drum roll please…hidden under the table. Wow, so apparently, this made the ninja atmosphere more ninja-y. A hidden button is sure to make you shiver in ninja glory. The server button is usually right on top of the table, so imagine the ninja-fying experience of having to touch the dirty underside of the table to find the hidden server button. To be honest, the thought of a hidden button being entertaining, is more entertaining than the button actually being hidden. OHH!