More Apples Please

I am officially an iWhore, or so Nico says, since I bought an iPhone this weekend. But you know what, I am proud to be an iWhore, if it means I can make movies with my Apple’s, download music, use Skype, free Japanese dictionaries, games, navigation and never-ending free applications. My iPhone can be my TV remote control, remote video player, violin tuner and basically anything small and electronic that I need. What can your phone do? I am sorry that Apple is so awesome and makes excellent products that everyone wants to buy. I am sorry that you’re against Steve Jobs, and Apple’s incompatibility with anything but itself. That’s how smart businesses work, buddy. I am sorry if you don’t want one of the best inventions ever, that is useful, lightweight, and inevitable. So stop being all anti-majority and be an iWhore and be proud of it, all you Nico-think-alikes. And by the way, Nico bought an iPhone the next day. And that’s that.