Tuesday, 8 December 2009

English is hard.

Why doesn't English make sense? Think about it from their point of view.  

Student: "Are you sick?" 
Me: No, I am not. 
Student:"Well, are you influenza?"

Me: I play baseball.  Student: "I play soccerball." 
Me: I play volleyball. Student: "I play tennisball."

Me: I killed the other team in the soccergame! 
Student: "I went to Nara to kill the team in the soccergame."

Me: "I like to play games at home." 
Student: "I like to play rollercoasters at Universal Studios."

Me: "I like to go to the mall." 
Student: "I like to go to home."